In the cold golden morning
amidst the royal mourning
a purple stranger from afar
a step lower from a tsar
led his page- so stiff and still
on a bed of rose and squill.
Oh, speaking of Homestuck: if any Jake English fans aren’t horribly concerned at this point, I suggest you start.
I don’t think I hallucinated Meenah saying that she wished she could bond with Feferi but is unable to due to the instinctual urge to establish supremacy native to her bloodcaste- actually, I know I didn’t.
The fact that Meenah views Her Imperious Condescension as everything she ever wanted to be is pretty telling- post-scratch and pre-scratch aside, the two are probably pretty similar.
And what with the death of her species as a whole, The Condesce has had a long goddamn time to get lonely and miss the convenience of having an empire to rule. Shit, these latest updates have made that pretty clear.
Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life.
Jane Crocker is the heiress apparent to Crocker Corp., which is the throne by which The Condesce rules the world, and Jane therefore occupies roughly the same position as Feferi did.
Jane Crocker is not a troll of the same caste as Feferi, Meenah, and The Condesce- in fact, she’s not a troll at all. But she’s still The Condesce’s heiress.
The only heiress she will ever have that she won’t feel the innate need to murder.
The Condesce seems like the sort of character who would throw ill-judged girls’ day events because there’s a lot less satisfaction in being fabulous if nobody’s around to tell you how fabulous you are. Dersites wouldn’t really work for that, all things considered.
She’s also kind of evil, and under the coercive control of a universe-destroying misogynist. I don’t know, man, but I’m willing to bet that if there’s anything that’s going to make you especially starved for feminine company, it’d be centuries of dealing with that.
The Condesce now has control of Jane Crocker.
Assuming that she has access to all of Jane’s thoughts and memories, The Condesce must be aware that Jake English is the buoy who broke her heiress’s heart
do not even T)(INK she dont got bidness w him
Some people eat ice cream and watch sappy romantic movies to bond when their gurlfronds get their hearts broken.
Somehow, I think Her Imperious Condescension is more of a gurl we gonna S)(OW that motha just you wait kind of babe.
I mean, it seems a little like she had a reason for sending that other dirty man stealin ho to edge of the universe alone, despite the fact that I’m not sure she really has a practical use for keeping Jake English around, either.
I don’t think her idea of fish empress/heiress apparent bonding is necessarily so innocuous as egging the guy’s house or telling everybody that he’s got a pencil dick.
I suspect The Condesce wants Jane on her side, and I don’t think she has the capacity to comprehend that her methods may not achieve that.
I am very concerned about Jake English.
Kale you’re pouring barrels of oil into the flames.
Why do you feel the excruciating need to tug at strings which were mercifully still till now.
No, how dare you argument this whole cacophony of disasters so well.
i scribbled some hcs while i didnt have internet so i decided to tidy up my notes and upload?
def doing the girls and trolls and shit
havent included any races or anything like that it was more to pin down the bodytypes and quirks